Men need to let women in on a certain color secret that all men understand and that no women get, and that’s that black is a guy’s best friend. This special guy color attracts men like a free buffet bar attracts a herd of Weight Watchers rejects for a few reasons. It certainly is a very popular color and many a guy has a lot of black things in his ‘wardrobe, ‘ if you want to call the pile of clothing he selects from a wardrobe, that is. Truly, Black never goes out of style. At least for guy.
For one, and this is an important consideration when talking about boys, young man, men and even old men, it hides dirt, stains and other icky blotches very well. Think about it; the color works great and looking good and hiding dirt. Think about something like a black helmet, perhaps one intended for a motorcycle, for example. Who needs to polish it and clean it for the first seven or eight years when black is there to hide all the dirt?
Truthfully, hiding dirt as well as one can is probably one of the big priorities and most of the young guy’s life, because what young guy wants to spend 30 minutes washing a pair of dirty jeans that are black in color when they can probably be worn for at least five or six more weeks, at which point they’ll probably march themselves to the washer just to relieve themselves of the stench.
For the rest of us guys, picking up a nice black sport watch is more a matter of looking through the Sunday newspaper for a good deal on a wristwatch or going online to the discount store website to see if any of those eight dollar watches are still available. Considering that one of those watches is at least as accurate and far more durable than a $3000 Swiss watch, who is actually the smarter person questioned the guy or the snooty style maven?
There’s really nothing arcane or esoteric about a man and his love of the color black. Any male of the species, almost from the time he emerges from the womb, gets the notion that black pants are great at hiding things, especially when their stains around the crotch area that have just been washed off with a wet dishcloth. Try pulling that little stunt wearing a nice pair of chi-chi khakis, guys.
So then; is there really anything to complain about when it comes to the color black? Other than that somebody who wears it from head to toe, day in and day out might be mistaken for some minion of the evil dark Lord Slaggathor or something, there really doesn’t seem to be much else that could be said in a negative manner about black, even when a men’s sport watch is covered in it. For a fact, though; women probably won’t be running around in black wedding dresses anytime soon, it seems.
Indeed, most men lovingly consider black to be the single greatest achievement created by men since the television remote control. This is especially so when the guy seizes up in fright at the thought of having to wash his favorite black jeans, even though they’ve only been worn for 25 or 26 times straight. Those jeans have helped to take 20 pounds off of his frame, which allows him to keep eating those deep-fried doughnuts and drinking those big court-sized sodas, and that’s a beautiful thing.
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